Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
ʻO nā wāwae a me ka hoki kāhāhā no ka wahine o ke ʻano haʻahaʻa. ʻO kahi uila wale nō - ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi boner kokoke koke! He kaikamahine ʻino ʻo ia, ua palu kona alelo i kaʻu dick, a i kona mau maka he mau daimonio liʻiliʻi wale nō e lele ana. Aloha au i kēia mau wahine ʻino, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻoluʻolu me ia!