Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
He ʻano palaualelo ka jackhammer a kēia kanaka - e hele au i laila me kaʻu periscope a huki i ʻelua mau manawa! Me nā umauma e like me ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa nā kāne he nui i ka manawa hoʻokahi - pono ʻoe e wili i kou manamana lima. A ʻoluʻolu loa ka makuahine - e nānā i ka pana ʻana o nā maka, hauʻoli ʻo ia i ke kiʻi ʻia. ʻO ia ka hopena o ke kiʻi i nā wahine. ʻOiai ma kahi moe.
♪ ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke kali e hāʻawi iā ʻoe i helu ♪